Grudgeon
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Beat my raccoon.

Grudgeon is a fight game for people who hold grudges. Raise a scrappy animal gladiator, arm it with a bent fork, then send the link to whoever has it coming. They fight back in the browser within fifteen seconds, and a commentator calls every hit with a completely straight face.

Play in your browser

Free, with no download and no account needed.

Coming soon to the App Store and Google Play.

Every hit gets called

The commentator has seen everything and is impressed by none of it. A fight lasts about twenty seconds, the server decides every result, and every fight keeps a replay link. The night your pigeon lost to a frog with a rubber band is always one tap away.

  1. Round 1

    • In the orange corner, Gary. In the blue corner, Kevin. In the stands, mostly pigeons.
    • Tonight's venue: The Wedding Reception. Open bar. Poor decisions.
    • HONK. Gary unleashes the horn and Kevin is rooted to the spot.

  2. Round 2

    • Gary honks and swings the bent fork. 18 damage.
    • Kevin darts in with the bottle shard. 14 damage, and possibly a wallet.

  3. Round 3

    • CRITICAL. Kevin finds the soft bit. 41 damage.
    • Gary connects with the bent fork. 27 damage. Textbook.

  4. Round 4

    • Gary winds up the full neck. 75. Absolutely savage poultry.
    • And Kevin goes over. Medics are reluctantly on their way.

How a grudge works

  1. Raise a fighter

    Pick one of six animals and give it a name it has to live up to. Every fight drops gear: bent forks, tin-lid shields, cardboard vests, and now and then something legendary.

  2. Send the link

    Every fighter has a challenge link. Paste it in the group chat with a short, hurtful message.

  3. They fight your ghost

    Your friend picks an animal and is throwing punches within fifteen seconds, in the browser, with no account. Win or lose, you hear about it in your Grudges inbox, next to a rematch button.

Sam

beat my raccoon

Kevin wants a fight

Raccoon · Lv 7 · 12 wins

grudgeon.com/r/kevin

Alex

who taught a raccoon to do that

GrudgesGary beat your ghost in 4 rounds. Rematch?

Choose your animal

Six classes, each with a skill that decides fights. Looks are cosmetic: a saucepan helmet changes how your badger feels, not how it hits.

  • Goose

    Berserker

    Hits harder the worse it is going.

    HONKCan stun the enemy for the first round.

  • Badger

    Guardian

    Refuses to fall over, out of spite.

    Dig InEvery fourth round, takes 40% less damage.

  • Raccoon

    Rogue

    Crits, then takes your stuff.

    Five-Finger DiscountSteals a slice of your best attribute on a crit.

  • Frog

    Ranger

    Gets in early. Leaves a rash.

    Tongue LashAlways acts first, and poisons on the first hit.

  • Pigeon

    Mage

    Casts bread. It works.

    Bread MagicMagic that ignores half your armour and cannot be dodged.

  • Crow

    Hexer

    Holds a grudge. Brings friends.

    Shiny CurseIn round two, shrinks your highest attribute for the fight.

Tonight's card

The daily loop fits in a bus ride: five to ten minutes, then get on with your day.

  • Main event

    The Daily Pit

    One run a day. Pick a boon between bouts, keep the streak alive and see where you land on the rivals board.

  • Arena

    Fight the ghosts of real players. Win and you take some of their gold. They get a revenge button.

  • Adventure

    Short outings for gold, gear and experience.

  • Dungeons

    Eight of them, each with a boss at the bottom and a chest behind it.

Where it happens

Every fight has a venue, and every venue bends the rules a little.

  • The Kebab Shop, 2am

    Everyone is eating. Including mid-fight.

    Hits heal the hitter

  • The Wedding Reception

    Open bar. Poor decisions.

    More crits

  • The Bouncy Castle

    Shoes off. Very hard to land anything clean.

    More armour

  • The Rainy Car Park

    Everyone is slipping. Nobody brought a coat.

    More dodging

Power is earned, never sold

Nothing in Grudgeon sells strength. Your fighter gets better by fighting.

  • The browser game has nothing to buy and no ads.
  • Anything the phone apps sell will change how your fighter looks, never how it fights.
  • There are no timers pushing you to pay, and no paid loot boxes.

Pick a fight

Free in your browser, on any phone or computer. Your first opponent is waiting.

Play in your browser

Free, with no download and no account needed.

Coming soon to the App Store and Google Play.

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